Idiosyncrasies In Life

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but checks when you say the paint is wet?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

(Stop singing and read on…)

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster

What is life without such idiosyncrasies ??

– Sourced from the internet



About indianchica

Female, homemaker, entrepreneur, blogger. Can't live without books, music, and tea. Can’t imagine life without a computer and internet either.

8 responses to “Idiosyncrasies In Life”

  1. Abhishek Das says :

    Nice post. πŸ™‚ Idiosyncrasies make us human. They make us not perfect, which in turn makes us unique.:)


  2. subzeroricha says :

    haha lot of these made me smile especially the moron part πŸ˜€



  3. Raghav says :

    Funny stuff. Had read some before, others not.


  4. Shilpa Garg says :

    Thanks Indianchica. This brought a lot of smiles here this morning! LOL @ fee on insufficient funds… I think they must take it off πŸ˜€ And light in the freezer is needed too, especially when you go in the middle of the night for a scoop of ice cream πŸ˜›


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