Tag Archive | Humour

Idiosyncrasies In Life

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough?

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Quote Of The Day #7

I don’t know if you’ve ever been to the Ladies’ Room at the Plaza, but it’s like totally the nicest one in Manhattan. It’s all pink and there are mirrors and little couches everywhere, in case you look at yourself and feel the urge to faint from your beauty or something.

– Meg Cabot, The Princess Diaries

 

You’re the Love of My Life

Yes, you.
The one I can’t wait
to get my hands on every morning.

The sight of you beside me,
first thing in the morning,
is what I live for, I think.

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